Grocery Store Beauty: Greasy Greta Edition

This post is sponsored by Meijer. I received complimentary products to facilitate my review, along with other compensation. All opinions are mine whether you like them or not!

It’s that time again! Time for Meijer to send me a bunch of beauty and personal care products so I can try them all and tell you what’s worth knowing about. It just so happened that a lot of what Meijer sent me is for those of us who are prone to producing excess oil. So my fellow Greasy Gretas and Oily Olgas, this is for you!

First up: the L’Oreal Extraordinary Clay collection. I can honestly say I noticed a difference using this whole system. Whether there’s only one element making the difference, I don’t know! All I know is I went out in public (to the symphony, no less) with 3rd-day hair. 3RD-DAY HAIR, PEOPLE. This is epic for me.

l'oreal extraordinary clay hair review

The system includes a mask that you put on your roots before washing. I only used it along my hairline because otherwise it would take forever. You’re supposed to leave it on for 5 minutes, so I just use that time to let the water heat up and do other shower stuff. You know how showers work – I don’t really need to explain this.

Then I use the clay shampoo and conditioner. In case you’re worried they look and feel like actual clay, I assure you they are just like any other ‘poo and condish.

l'oreal extraordinary clay hair review

I use the dry shampoo on my 2nd-day (and yes, even 3rd-day) hair so it looks like I’m wearing a ponytail because I want to, not because I have to.

l'oreal extraordinary clay hair review

Shake, spray, rub in, brush lightly. Voila.

yes to tomatoes face wipes review

Now let’s talk about my face. And your face. Faces in general. I became a fan of no-rinse cleansing wipes a couple years ago when I had a really bad neck spasm and couldn’t lean over a sink. (True story.) I’m more mobile now, but I still love my wipes! Meijer set me the Yes To Tomatoes detoxifying charcoal facial wipes. While I object to the universal overuse of the term “detoxifying,” I do think it’s cool that something black makes my face cleaner. They are also really soft and smell nice!

yes to tomatoes face wipes review

l'oreal clay mask review

Next I tried out the L’Oreal Pure-Clay mask. I don’t know if masks do anything, to be honest. I just think they’re fun. They’re great for sleepovers, post-truth or dare and pre-pillow fight. (Just kidding. Sort of.)

l'oreal clay mask review

Now that I’m all clean, let’s talk makeup for a sec. This L’Oreal Infallible Pro-Glow foundation is a thinner consistency than what I’ve been using, but I now realize that’s probably a good thing for people with oily pores. I think it’s supposed to give you a “dewy” look, but I tend to achieve that on my own, so I top it off with my usual powder. I still get shiny by mid-day, but it takes a little bit longer.

l'oreal infallible review

Last up, Dove advanced care invisible deodorant. It purports to leave no white marks…like, pretty much ever. I’ve only been able to truly put it to the test once, when I wore a short sleeve black dress last week. So far, so good! I have to call B.S. on the “48-hour protection” claim though. I most certainly needed to reapply in less than 24.

dove advanced care review

Many thanks to Meijer for hooking me up! All the products featured above are available (at lovely prices) at Meijer, but if you’re not in the Midwest, you should be able to find them at other retailers! Happy absorbing!

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Grocery Store Beauty

Meijer supplied me with several complimentary products to facilitate this post, but I am only featuring the ones I have tried and liked!

Nothing like a new season to make you want to chop off your hair, throw out all your clothes, and get a couple tattoos, amiright? Slow your roll, girl. I know the feeling, but let’s not do anything drastic. I’m pretty good about trying new trends and switching up my hair style every once in awhile, but I have to push myself to get out of beauty/skincare ruts. When I want to experiment with new products, I say the good ol’ grocery store brands are the way to go. They’re way cheaper, and I like to tell myself the lack of sampling ability just makes it exciting.

I got to try out a bunch of new products this month thanks to Meijer, and these are my new favorites (just to take some of the guess work out for you). First, a look at the products doing the “behind the scenes” work:

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I’ve been using Aveeno Absolutely Ageless restorative night cream mainly because it smells nice. I’m not that picky about by night creams because – let’s be honest – none of them are magically going to erase wrinkles so why bother? I also received the Aveeno day cream, but it’s a little too greasy for me. I’m greasy enough on my own, so I like a daytime moisturizer that just sinks right in – the Neutrogena Hydro Boost is right up my alley. And speaking of my greasy nature, I was pretty pumped to get this L’Oreal clay mask (here’s me wearing it while drinking wine like a boss).

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OK, makeup time! I must admit this Cover Girl Tru Blend foundation really truly does blend well. And it’s more matte than the fancy Clinique stuff I’ve been using for the past couple years. (Back in May, I actually bought the Tru Blend concealer out of necessity when I ran out of my $25 Bobbi Brown concealer while traveling, but I ended up liking it just as much. Well done, CG.)

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My blush shade is another thing that I haven’t changed in a couple years. I’m not ready to give up my standby altogether, but I can appreciate this L’Oreal palette. According to the directions, you’re supposed to put it along the bridge of your nose and on your forehead, but it’s very shimmery, and I’m no longer a pre-teen at a dance recital. Instead, I mix the 2 darker colors on the edge of my blush brush and apply just under my cheeks, like so:

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Then I mix the 2 lighter colors and apply those to the apples of my cheeks. Fancy, huh?

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Wait, didn’t someone mention tattoos earlier?! It’s happening! I know what you’re thinking: “Color Tattoodefinitely sounds like something that should be left for that aforementioned pre-teen dance recital. You’re probably right. It’s super highly pigmented, but I decided to use it like an eyeliner along with a neutral shadow. The finished product looks something like this:

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It’s actually kinda nice, isn’t it? I like the dark purple because it’s a little softer than solid black, so the thick line doesn’t look quite so heavy on what I like to imagine is my Cate Blanchett-like complexion.

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That just leaves brows and lips! My favorite things about this Neutrogena MoistureSmooth color stick are that it smells good (strange but true) and that it glides on really nice and soft. My only complaint is that also glides off pretty easily.

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So there ya go – I’m officially out of my beauty rut! All of the products featured in this post are available at Meijer, but if you don’t live near a Meijer, you can also find them at most major drug stores and grocery stores and on the interwebs. If you do live near a Meijer, their fall Beauty Week promotion is from September 15 – 21!

This post was sponsored by Meijer Beauty.

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