





When we walked through this alley on the way to brunch on Sunday, I took a deep breath and said, “What’s that smell? It smells like flowers. Or maybe trash.” I can’t explain it to you, but it really did smell like either flowers or trash. Maybe there were a bunch of flowers in some trash. That’s the only reasonable thing I can think of.
That was when we came up with our latest genius business idea (we have a lot of them…not sure why we’re not millionaires yet). We’ll have a line of perfumes. Half will smell like flowers; half will smell like trash. But you won’t know from the packaging which is which. You just have to buy, spray, and hope for the best. A bottle would make a great anniversary or gag gift…but again, no telling which one you’ll get. You better hope your significant other has a good sense of humor, or a bad sense of smell.
Anyway, I forgot about this genius idea about 5 minutes later when I sat down for a mimosa and avocado & egg on toast. Oh yeah, that’s why we’re not millionaires: drinking and a lack of follow-through.
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