



Until recently, I thought moving was THE WORST. Packing, cleaning, lifting heavy things, reorganizing your life. Nothing could be more terrible. But now I know what’s worse than moving: NOT moving for 6 years. The longer you stay in one place, the more stuff you accumulate. And if you’re like me – a terrible excuse for an adult whose version of “spring cleaning” is wiping off a counter and donating 2 pairs of shoes to Goodwill – you accumulate A LOT. Here are some questions I’ve asked myself recently:
- 1. Are these really my socks?
- 2. Did I ever read this book?
- 3. When was the last time I cleaned ___? (Trick question. I’ve never cleaned it.)
- 4. How do I not have some kind of disease from living in filth?
- 5. When was the last time I bought dried apricots?
- 6. Follow up to question #5: What color are dried apricots supposed to be?
- 7. WHY DO WE KEEP BUYING PASTA?
The amount of stuff I’ve thrown out is insane. In the new house, I will change all of my habits and become a decent, clean, organized human being who doesn’t waste things. Maybe if I put it out there on the Internet, I’ll actually do it? Only time will tell. Check back with me in 6 years.
Shirt // similar Skirt // Shoes // Bag // Ring





