Sneaky Jeans

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor patterned denim, mint green, cluster pearl necklace, pink Ray Ban aviators, gray suede pumps

Ann Taylor says these are jeans, and they do feel like jeans, but they don’t really look like jeans, even up close. They kind of just look like fun, printed, slim-leg cotton pants. Therefore I decided it was perfectly acceptable to wear them on a non-jeans Friday. I like to live on the edge like that. But not the edge of a roof or a cliff or something. More like the edge of, say, the average front porch step. What can I say, we lawyers are a risk-averse bunch.

Jea–I mean…Pants // similar Shirt // Bag // Shoes // Sunglasses // similar Necklace // Lips “Sari Dore”

Patio Weather

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

polka dots and floral, pleated midi skirt, retro mint sunglasses

When I posted my mid-month remix roundup last week, I demanded someone invite me to brunch so I could wear this flowy floral skirt over the weekend. No one did, but I wore it anyway. Saturday was the sunniest, warmest day we’ve had here in a loooong time, so it was the perfect weather for more house hunting, followed by debriefing over drinks on a big ol’ patio. Patio time was nearly ruined when a super drunk 40-something single guy sat down next to us and wouldn’t stop telling us what a cute couple we were. Luckily, what started out as annoying just became entertaining, especially when we watched him move on to his next victims, one of whom looked like Kris Jenner. Unfortunately, Kris was NOT as amused as we were. The whole afternoon just got better and better, but something tells me drunk guy’s morning was not so pleasant!

Skirt (on sale) // similar Tee (on sale) // similar Cuff // similar Bow Bracelet // similar Shoes // similar Bag (under $20) // similar Sunglasses // similar Earrings // similar Midi Ring (c/o Shopbop)