Eye Heart Stripes

YSL heart sunglasses, striped bag, striped midi skirt

When: last week // Weather: hot // Real life: work, then dinner date

YSL heart sunglasses, striped bag, striped midi skirt

YSL heart sunglasses, striped bag, striped midi skirt

YSL heart sunglasses, striped bag, striped midi skirt

YSL heart sunglasses, striped bag, striped midi skirt

Guys, I can’t find my purse. Do you know where I left it?! Oh, there it is. I could HEART-ly see it.

How do you like those puns? I think I’ve really earned my stripes.

OK, I’m really done now.

Sweater (on sale) // Skirt // Bag (under $25!) // Sunglasses // Shoes

Belted Shirtdress

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

When: May 7 // Weather: warm & cloudy // Real life: work

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

striped sleeveless shirt dress with red belt, zac posen bag

Do you ever come across cashiers that seem like they hate you? Like, not just that they’re not super cheerful, but they look at you as if you just walked up and called them a cotton-headed ninnymuggins or something equally horrendous. I mean, I know I’m not the most likeable person (the dry humor’s not for everyone), but even I can’t offend someone within 15 seconds of meeting them.

I met one of those surly cashiers when I was buying this belt at Ann Taylor. She was quite annoyed that I didn’t want to purchase the one in the store that had a defect. Then I met another one at the grocery story last weekend. I’m not exaggerating when I say she threw my food in the bag. Good think I wasn’t buying eggs!

Anyway, I never really tattle or complain about grumpy cashiers, because those are pretty thankless jobs with low pay and you’re on your feet all day. There are plenty of reasons to be grumpy – maybe someone just told them about climate change. But sometimes I just can’t help but wonder if I’m putting out a bad vibe (or smell). You guys would tell me, right??

Dress (only $20!) // Belt (under $15) // Bag // similar Shoes