Sharp

straw bag, everlane wrap dress

When: early August // Weather: hot // Real life: work, then all the Mexican food

straw bag, everlane wrap dress

straw bag, everlane wrap dress

straw bag, everlane wrap dress

straw bag, everlane wrap dress

Can someone explain to me how a disposable razor can be sharp enough to slice my finger open, yet not sharp enough to efficiently remove hair from my legs? Is the razor offended that it’s being labeled as disposable, so the razor’s like “fine, I’ll give you a reason to dispose of me”?

Joke’s on you, razor, cuz I’m all stocked up on Band-Aids, and I’ll use the same disposable razor for months.

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Here Lies…

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

When: May 8 // Weather: 70s // Real life: work

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

I’m brainstorming options for my tombstone. There’s nothing wrong with planning ahead 70 years. I’m thinking maybe:

Here lies Sarah. She liked a subtle sleeve.

Or perhaps:

Here lies Sarah. Not lays. Sarah was good at grammar.

I’ll keep tossing around ideas. I know one thing for sure though: I will be buried with this bag.

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