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When: last Sunday // Weather: warm and windy // Real life: brunch and errands

Can we talk about the conspiracy that is jean shorts? Everyone acts like they’re a cool, laid-back, casual summer staple. HOWEVER. #1, they’re even harder to shop for than regular jeans. And #2, if you find a flattering pair, they’re horribly uncomfortable to sit in. After a few minutes in the car, I feel like I might be cheating on my spouse. (If you’re reading this honey, I obviously wouldn’t do that. Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t even live around here.) I hadn’t worn my jorts for 7 months, so I forgot they’re better for days when you’re mostly standing or walking in hot weather. Hashtag Midwest problems.

Pretty cute though, right?

Sweatshirt (sold out online, but check stores or eBay) // similar Shorts // similar Shoes // similar Bag // Sunglasses

When: last Monday // Weather: warm and sunny // Real Life: work

This dress is the same color as most of what I’ve been eating the past week. I’ve already been eating relatively healthy the past few years, but I started getting lax so I made some changes, like less refined flour, more veggies, and a shit ton of water. The changes so far are these: I go to the bathroom 17 times an hour, I feel somewhat energetic before I have coffee, and I can see my abs in the morning. But, I mean, that’s probably just a coincidence, right? It couldn’t possibly be that my parents (and every doctor ever) were right all along. I’m going to have some ice cream and ponder that question…

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