Short-spiracy Theories

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

When: last Sunday // Weather: warm and windy // Real life: brunch and errands

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

Can we talk about the conspiracy that is jean shorts? Everyone acts like they’re a cool, laid-back, casual summer staple. HOWEVER. #1, they’re even harder to shop for than regular jeans. And #2, if you find a flattering pair, they’re horribly uncomfortable to sit in. After a few minutes in the car, I feel like I might be cheating on my spouse. (If you’re reading this honey, I obviously wouldn’t do that. Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t even live around here.) I hadn’t worn my jorts for 7 months, so I forgot they’re better for days when you’re mostly standing or walking in hot weather. Hashtag Midwest problems.

Pretty cute though, right?

Sweatshirt (sold out online, but check stores or eBay) // similar Shorts // similar Shoes // similar Bag // Sunglasses

Jeans and Sweatshirts

short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds short sleeve j. crew sweatshirt, rebecca minkoff mac clutch, marc jacobs nylong tote, madewell hepcat shades, kate spade keds

It’s Thursday, May 8, 2014. What does that mean for you? Maybe nothing. But for me, it’s the day I’m taking my very last law school exam – I’M DONE!!!

And what better way to commemorate three overwhelming years than with two underwhelming outfits? Yup.

Both of these are outfits I wore to take exams, hence the pretty simple sweatshirt + jeans equation (that’s what regular kids wear to school…I think). Don’t worry; I’ll be back to my usual fabulousness soon enough. But first I have to wear a big black robe and a funny hat with a tassel. 🙂

Outfit 1: Top (on sale) // Sunglasses // Bag

Outfit 2: similar Top // similar Shoes // Bag // Glasses