Fancy-Ass Headband

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

When: April 17 // Weather: 60s and sunny // Real life: work

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

Check it out – this is a headband that’s made to look like you’ve artfully tied a silk scarf around your head. Because tying a scarf yourself is for paupers. I’m a woman of means who has no problem dropping 8 whole dollars (with tax that’s almost a Hamilton, folks) for someone to do the work for me. I’m very fancy.

(Actually now that I think about it, at that price, the person who did the work probably didn’t get paid a whole lot, so if anyone can tell me where to get a more ethically produced fancy-ass headband, please advise.)

Headband // Shoes // Sweater // similar Skirt // Bag (cheaper option if you’re not feeling so fancy)

Who Wears the Pants

everlane straight leg crop pant, Saint Laurent college bag, Madewell mules, gold double circle belt

When: April 16 // Weather: springy, probably // Real life: work

everlane straight leg crop pant, Saint Laurent college bag, Madewell mules, gold double circle belt

everlane straight leg crop pant, Saint Laurent college bag, Madewell mules, gold double circle belt

everlane straight leg crop pant, Saint Laurent college bag, Madewell mules, gold double circle belt

everlane straight leg crop pant, Saint Laurent college bag, Madewell mules, gold double circle belt

It makes me chuckle when I read a blogger’s glowing review of the world’s most wonderful, flattering, fabulous pants/jeans, because what’s perfect for some bodies will be horrendous on others, and vice versa.

So I’m not going to tell you I found the best pants ever, because inevitably, someone will get the same pants based on my advice and decide they’re the worst pants ever. But I will say that I freaking love these Everlane pants and I already ordered them in another color. If your hips are wide relative to your waist (I have about a 12″ difference) and it’s more in the width, not so much a big booty, these are worth a try if you want non-denim casual pants. They run big, but I got my usual size because I didn’t want them to be tight. (I’m also wearing the short length, and I’m 5’3″ for reference.)

While we’re on the subject, I just want to remind you ladies that if pants don’t look good on you, there’s something wrong with the pants, not your body. I mean, you’re smart – I know you know this. But a reminder never hurts.

Pants // Shirt // Shoes // Bag // Belt // similar Earrings // similar Sunglasses