Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…

white jeans for fall, J. Crew field jacket

white jeans for fall, J. Crew field jacket

white jeans for fall, J. Crew field jacket

white jeans for fall, J. Crew field jacket

white jeans for fall, J. Crew field jacket

I posted a downward outfit selfie on Instagram the day I wore this little ensemble (Friday last week). I find that a lot of the time, my IG captions are much wittier than my blog content. Maybe when I’m faced with the endless space of a blog post, I just start rambling instead of coming up with a good one-liner…you know, like I am right now.

I don’t usually repeat my jokes, but this one was pretty good, and I can’t think of anything better to say now. So if you already follow me on Instagram, sorry:

Rocked my white jeans today. Because the “no white after Labor Day” rule is like the “no same-sex marriage” rule: no one follows it anymore except out-of-touch middle-aged women in Kentucky.

Jacket (25% off at J. Crew with code SHOPNOW!) // similar Top (on sale) // Jeans (on sale) // similar Shoes // Bag // Sunglasses // Watch

Impulse Buy Win

high rise faded black jeans, floral sweatshirt, studded flats

high rise faded black jeans, floral sweatshirt, studded flats

high rise faded black jeans, floral sweatshirt, studded flats

high rise faded black jeans, floral sweatshirt, studded flats

high rise faded black jeans, floral sweatshirt, studded flats

Often quick impulse buys don’t turn out well, but these jeans are the ultimate impulse buy success story. How impulse were they? I ordered them while sitting in the Charlotte airport during my layover on the way home from the beach. CLT gives you free wifi for 45 minutes, and I had exactly 45 minutes before my plane was due to start boarding. I was just killing time, probably catching up on what had been happening in the world while I was on vacation (Trump is still running? I need another margarita…), and I happened to see a Target ad that said clothing and accessories were all on sale, but it ended that night! Well, you know how much I love a challenge. I had just enough time to skim a few pages of stuff, spot these jeans and remember that I’ve been wanting a pair of distressed faded black skinny jeans.

No really, I have. This is not the same as every other time I say I’ve “been wanting” a really specific thing that I just saw 3 seconds ago. This time was legit. The jeans were on sale for $20, and I had a $20 Target gift card from that time I ordered furniture and they sent me a box full of wood and no hardware to put it together. Apology accepted, Target.

3, 2, 1…Submit Order. “Now boarding!”

As if all that isn’t magic enough, the cheap jeans I ordered online on a whim from the airport actually fit better than most of the jeans I already have. There’s only one way to celebrate such great luck: break in the jeans with brunch, a latte, and a nice walk. More good news: my free impulse jeans are stretchy.

similar Sweatshirt // Jeans // Clutch* // similar Shoes // Sunglasses // Rings*

*Clutch and rings purchased with gift card provided courtesy of Shopbop.