Fancy-Ass Headband

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

When: April 17 // Weather: 60s and sunny // Real life: work

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

pink suede mules, scarf headband, denim skirt outfit

Check it out – this is a headband that’s made to look like you’ve artfully tied a silk scarf around your head. Because tying a scarf yourself is for paupers. I’m a woman of means who has no problem dropping 8 whole dollars (with tax that’s almost a Hamilton, folks) for someone to do the work for me. I’m very fancy.

(Actually now that I think about it, at that price, the person who did the work probably didn’t get paid a whole lot, so if anyone can tell me where to get a more ethically produced fancy-ass headband, please advise.)

Headband // Shoes // Sweater // similar Skirt // Bag (cheaper option if you’re not feeling so fancy)

Grace Under Pressure

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

When: a couple weekends ago // Weather: just barely springy // Real life: walking around Newfields, enjoying some nature (and the beer garden!)

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

blanket scarf cape, suede loafers, J.Crew sweater blazer, Ray Ban Clubmasters

My old-age goal is to be Jane Fonda in Grace and Frankie. Personality-wise and martini-wise, I’m pretty much already there. Beauty-wise, I will never catch up but I’ll do my best.

Style-wise, Grace is more classic and better at sticking to a nice, clean look. Lots of white button-ups, neutral colors, and high-quality basics. For now, I’d rather enjoy what remains of my youth (about 3 days, by my calculations) and keep experimenting with different things. But the other day I ended up in this outfit and felt like I was getting a nice taste of my senior self. The future looks bright, kids.

Sweater // Scarf  (on sale) // similar Shoes // similar Bag // Sunglasses