Here Lies…

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

When: May 8 // Weather: 70s // Real life: work

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

YSL college bag, white oxfords, puff sleeve polka dot top

I’m brainstorming options for my tombstone. There’s nothing wrong with planning ahead 70 years. I’m thinking maybe:

Here lies Sarah. She liked a subtle sleeve.

Or perhaps:

Here lies Sarah. Not lays. Sarah was good at grammar.

I’ll keep tossing around ideas. I know one thing for sure though: I will be buried with this bag.

similar Top // Bag (lower price option) // similar Shoes // similar Sunglasses // Watch (on sale)

Save

Save

SPS

jean skirt, turtleneck, navy quilted bag, blush oxfords

When: Friday, May 4 // Weather: hot // Real life: work, then date night at the symphony

jean skirt, turtleneck, navy quilted bag, blush oxfords

jean skirt, turtleneck, navy quilted bag, blush oxfords

jean skirt, turtleneck, navy quilted bag, blush oxfords

jean skirt, turtleneck, navy quilted bag, blush oxfords

I held up this skirt to show Kristin after I bought it, and she told me I would look Pentecostal. So rude, right? Then I was like, well I’d make a pretty slutty Pentecostal in this above-the-knee skirt. And that’s how this became known as my Slutty Pentecostal Skirt. If you’re offended by this, sorry, but then again, you shouldn’t really be surprised at this point. Also, something tells me there aren’t a lot of Pentecostals reading my blog. But if there are – you do you, girl.

Skirt (on sale under $10!) // similar Sweater // similar Shoes // Watch // similar Bag // similarSunglasses