When we walked through this alley on the way to brunch on Sunday, I took a deep breath and said, “What’s that smell? It smells like flowers. Or maybe trash.” I can’t explain it to you, but it really did smell like either flowers or trash. Maybe there were a bunch of flowers in some trash. That’s the only reasonable thing I can think of.
That was when we came up with our latest genius business idea (we have a lot of them…not sure why we’re not millionaires yet). We’ll have a line of perfumes. Half will smell like flowers; half will smell like trash. But you won’t know from the packaging which is which. You just have to buy, spray, and hope for the best. A bottle would make a great anniversary or gag gift…but again, no telling which one you’ll get. You better hope your significant other has a good sense of humor, or a bad sense of smell.
Anyway, I forgot about this genius idea about 5 minutes later when I sat down for a mimosa and avocado & egg on toast. Oh yeah, that’s why we’re not millionaires: drinking and a lack of follow-through.
Skirt // similar Shirt // similar Shoes // Sunglasses (on sale) // similar Earrings // Bracelet // similar Clutch (on sale)
I think there just straight up are some flowers that smell like trash. At least to me. I’m probably broken.
…but not so broken that I don’t think that whoever thought of putting avocado and egg together on toast should be the real millionaire. YUM.
We spend a LOT of time thinking up ways to be millionaires. My best idea so far is making customizable action figures with the face of your favorite (or least favorite) relative. Brilliant, right? Also, inspired by the fact that my husband’s nephews think I’m the coolest person in the world, so also very flattering.
We also have trouble with drinking and follow through, so we’re not millionaires… yet.
Just chanced upon your blog and I’m already in like/in love. I’d honestly love for that genius idea to happen because god knows I’d love to give that to certain people in my life.
Denim and a statement midi is perhaps too out there for me to wear (coward, ha!) but I’m loving the look on you!
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Welcome! But oh man, if denim and a statement midi is too out there for you, I’m going to make it my mission to change your ways 🙂