All About That Bass

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I really love tops like this sweater that are longer in the back. That way my legs still look long (or as long as they can, poor little things) from the front, but I can keep the rear view hidden. “What does this skinny bitch have to hide?” you may be wondering. A legitimate question, but please…watch the language. It’s not a body part that I’m worried about camouflaging. Honestly, I like hiding my bum sometimes just so I can wear whatever underwear I want. THERE. I SAID IT.

I find VPL very distracting on other people, so I always try to prevent that tacky look on myself. But sometimes it’s just exhausting trying to think ahead to which panties are appropriate with which bottoms…Do I need a nude pair today? A thong? Some people don’t mind thongs but I avoid them whenever possible. That’s when sweaters like this one come in handy. Who knows what’s going on back there? Only me. Well, and now you and everyone else who’s reading this right now. Dammit.

Sweater (on sale) // Jeans (on sale) // similar Necklace // Shoes* // similar Bag (on sale) // Sunglasses* // Lips “Mademoiselle”

*Shoes purchased with gift card provided courtesy of Shopbop; sunglasses provided courtesy of SEE Eyewear.

9 thoughts on “All About That Bass”

  1. I am all about covering the rear end, I hear ya sister. VPL or not, I like something to cover my bum. All that said – this sweater is adorable on you! I actually like that the low back is not a gradual hi/lo hem, but a distinct straight edge. It’s more unique and funky that way.
    Tea.
    http://www.whatmamawear.blogspot.com

  2. Haha, this cracked me up because I am exactly the same way!! I hate VPL but I also hate wearing thongs. Sometimes it’s just easier (and infinitely more comfortable) to just cover up your butt!! I love how much longer this sweater is in the back.

    -Julie
    julieupstairs.wordpress.com

  6. Haha I have Googled various blogs today and I’ve found you and I already love you. You are so funny and yes sometimes I just want me,myself and I to know what’s going on behind there. lol

  7. Love your website. Can you please tell me where you bought the crystal statement necklace? Very cute necklace!

    1. It was actually rented through Le Tote. I couldn’t find the exact one for sale online, but I linked to a similar option above!

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