Devil with a Blue Dress

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

When: last Saturday // Weather: warm and sunny // Real life: haircut, shopping, general frolicking

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

floral wrap dress, lace up flats, wood watch, suede blush tote

I like to keep my hair blond so I look sweet and angelic. It makes it more impactful and surprising when I drop some sarcasm. Cute floral dresses help too. I tend to have a pretty surly expression most of the time, so without these measures I would probably look and sound like a serial killer. Which I’m not. (Or am I???)

Speaking of jokes about murder, if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t find that completely inappropriate, you should probably be listening to the podcast My Favorite Murder. It’s been around for about a year now, so if you start at the beginning you’ll have commute entertainment for weeks! You can thank me later. Unless you dislike true crime, the F word, and women who go on tangential rants about the patriarchy…then you probably won’t thank me.

Dress* (also in red, on sale) // Shoes // similar Bag (larger version) // similar Sunglasses // Watch*

*Dress purchased with gift card provided courtesy of Shopbop; watch provided courtesy of Jord.

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Thanks, Mom

Boden dress outfit

When: last week // Weather: 40s // Real life: work

Boden dress outfit

Boden dress outfit

Boden dress outfit

Boden dress outfit

My mom wanted Christmas ideas, and I told her I liked fun print dresses from Boden. I gave her my size and left her to her own devices. This is what she picked! Cute, right? (Good job, Mom.) I feel like it makes me look a little more voluptuous than I really am. Like Sofia Vergara’s adopted sister. Anyone else who wants to send me this dress in another color is more than welcome. 🙂

Dress (on sale) // similar Watch // similar Bag (on sale) // similar Shoes // similar Earrings

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