When: late October // Weather: 50s & sunny // Real life: work
For the life of me I cannot figure out why anyone still has cable. You can pay $20 a month for Hulu and Netflix and have endless bingable entertainment, or you can pay a floppity jillion dollars a month for completely worthless cable TV content. I’m at a hotel right now trying to find something to watch. I spent the first 10 minutes clicking through about 130 sports channels. Are there even that many sports worth televising? No. The answer is no. Also, poker is not a sport.
Finally, I came upon Real Housewives of New Something. I’m watching a blond woman at a plastic surgeon’s office, then cut to a blond woman with a ton of makeup talking to the camera. Same person? I don’t know. Cut to a blond woman at a plastic surgeon’s office, but in a different outfit, then a blond woman talking to the camera with a different hairstyle. And tons of makeup. I legit have no idea if I’m observing one person or four. Rest assured all the blond women you see here are ME, and the subscription fee? Zero.
Also. Hey. DON’T FORGET TO VOTE.
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