Miss Congeniality

silk blouse, striped skirt, Everlane loafers, mustard bag, Balenciaga sunglasses

When: Sept. 10 // Weather: warm // Real life: work

silk blouse, striped skirt, Everlane loafers, mustard bag, Balenciaga sunglasses

silk blouse, striped skirt, Everlane loafers, mustard bag, Balenciaga sunglasses

silk blouse, striped skirt, Everlane loafers, mustard bag, Balenciaga sunglasses

silk blouse, striped skirt, Everlane loafers, mustard bag, Balenciaga sunglasses

I did it again – I dressed like friggin’ Miss America by accident. My platform is introvert awareness and my talent is avoiding eye contact.

Blouse (c/o Mott & Bow) // similar Skirt // Shoes // Sunglasses // similar Bag

Squeaky Clean

Everlane knit day glove review, Everlane straight leg pants

When: late August // Weather: warm // Real life: wine tasting event

Everlane knit day glove review, Everlane straight leg pants

Everlane knit day glove review, Everlane straight leg pants

Everlane knit day glove review, Everlane straight leg pants

^^Showing off how comfy flexible these shoes are! You can even bust out a tendu if you’re ballet-inclined.

Everlane knit day glove review, Everlane straight leg pants

I have a pretty amazing track record for wearing white to do potentially very messy activities (like eating Italian food or going anywhere there are children) and coming out unscathed. Take this look – I wore it to a wine tasting event which turned out to be all reds, and we were seated the whole time.  I had a lap just begging to be dripped on, and check it out – no Tide Pen emergencies.

This can only mean one thing: one day, when my streak comes to an end, it will be in epic fashion. A flock of bird will all take a simultaneous dump while I’m eating on a patio. A PETA protester will mistake my faux fur for the real thing and throw red paint on me. My car will break down, the only available rental will be a convertible, and when I’m on the highway, and the truck in front of me will bust open, spilling its cargo of glue and tomatoes.

Whenever that happens, I’ll be sure to blog it.

Jacket // Pants // Shoes // similar Bag