Lawyer Barbie

pink oversized blazer, stripe tunic tee, ankle boots

When: Monday // Weather: 40s & sunny // Real life: work

pink oversized blazer, stripe tunic tee, ankle boots

pink oversized blazer, stripe tunic tee, ankle boots

pink oversized blazer, stripe tunic tee, ankle boots

 

pink oversized blazer, stripe tunic tee, ankle boots

Where do we stand on Barbie these days? Symbol of outdated beauty ideals, or beloved classic toy? Maybe I’m supposed to think Barbie is anti-feminist (as I am pro-feminist to a sometimes annoying degree), but…I really don’t have any problem with Barbie.

Yeah, her proportions are completely ridiculous, but she’s a toy. I played with Lincoln Logs and never thought my house should be made of plastic sticks. I totally get the argument that Barbie might give impressionable young girls a warped view of beauty, but I don’t think it’s fair to pin that all on Barbie – poor bitch is just trying to take her pink convertible for a tune up like the rest of us.

I’m the worst possible source for parenting tips, but if you ask me, there’s nothing wrong with letting your daughters (or sons) play with Barbies as long as you’re also teaching them body positivity and all that jazz.

All that to say – this pink blazer makes me feel like Barbie in the most empowered way possible.

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retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

When: late August // Weather: I don’t remember…I mean, probably warm // Real life: work

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

Dear J.Crew, please make this dress in 1000 more colors and patterns and send me one of each. Yes, I know you already make it in another pattern, but I don’t like that one. Pick something I like. I spend about 20% of my income at your stores (which is totally normal), so I like to think I’m a VIP. Also if you could make a few of them long sleeved, that would be great because…#Midwest. Loooooooove, Sarah.

Now, who has connection at J.Crew and can pass along my message? Second, who has connections with Santa and can get me all these dresses for free? Let’s work together and make the world a better place (or at least make my closet a better place, because the whole world may be asking too much at this point).

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