June Showers

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

When: last Saturday // Weather: warm // Real life: baby shower

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

I wore this last weekend to a baby shower, and I’ve got to be honest: the appeal of having baby showers is lost on me, just as is the appeal of having actual babies. So if I go to your baby shower, you should feel very honored, because it means my positive feelings for you outweigh my negative feelings for gushing over tiny shoes. (Unless the shoes come in a women’s 7 1/2, I’m just not interested.)

That said, I was happy to sprinkle a little love on one of my best friends who is bringing twins into the world in a few months! She will be a great parent, and especially with two chances, I’m sure at least one of those kids will turn into a productive member of society. Plus, if she’s having 2, that means I’m off the hook for any obligation to continue the species.

similar Bag // Sunglasses // similar Necklace // similar Shoes

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Jumpsuit Apparatus

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

When: Memorial Day // Weather: 90s // Real life: cookout

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

jumpsuit, target floral jumpsuit outfit

I didn’t mean to buy a jumpsuit, but you know how it goes. You go to Target because you’re out of toilet paper and avocados and before you know it you have a jumpsuit. I just happened to be out of toilet paper and avocados the day before Memorial Day, so I ended up with the perfect MD cookout outfit for a 90+ degree day. I’m a super cool pescatarian, so I brought my own wild caught salmon to my friends’ cookout. Very health-nerdy, yes, but look at those lean muscles poppin’ in my jumpsuit. 😉

Jumpsuit (under $30) // Sunglasses // similar Clutch // similar Shoes

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