First Loves

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

When: May 31 // Weather: HOT // Real life: work

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

puff sleeve tee, striped skirt, lace up flats

I realized my last 4 posts involved florals, so here’s proof that I have not abandoned by first love, stripes. Stripes are on a level with Gene Kelly, Clueless, and cookie dough ice cream. They can never be replaced, only supplemented.

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June Showers

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

When: last Saturday // Weather: warm // Real life: baby shower

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

long sleeve maxi dress, baby shower outfit

I wore this last weekend to a baby shower, and I’ve got to be honest: the appeal of having baby showers is lost on me, just as is the appeal of having actual babies. So if I go to your baby shower, you should feel very honored, because it means my positive feelings for you outweigh my negative feelings for gushing over tiny shoes. (Unless the shoes come in a women’s 7 1/2, I’m just not interested.)

That said, I was happy to sprinkle a little love on one of my best friends who is bringing twins into the world in a few months! She will be a great parent, and especially with two chances, I’m sure at least one of those kids will turn into a productive member of society. Plus, if she’s having 2, that means I’m off the hook for any obligation to continue the species.

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