Pre-Fallin’

striped midi skirt, d'orsay booties, shooties, mirrored Ray Ban aviators

When: first week of September // Weather: not fall yet // Real life: work, then out for Mexican

striped midi skirt, d'orsay booties, shooties, mirrored Ray Ban aviators

striped midi skirt, d'orsay booties, shooties, mirrored Ray Ban aviators

striped midi skirt, d'orsay booties, shooties, mirrored Ray Ban aviators

striped midi skirt, d'orsay booties, shooties, mirrored Ray Ban aviators

You know it’s late summer when you impulse-buy a new bathing suit and a pair of shooties in the same Target trip. (I don’t know if “shooties” is the official fashion term for these shoe/bootie hybrid things, but it sounds just obnoxious enough to be right.)

Speaking of pre-fall, let me just go on the record and say: If you want to drink your pumpkin spice latte when it’s still 85 degrees outside, do it. If you want to keep wearing jean shorts through October, do that. There is a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women, so I just want you to know – I support you, girl. And I hope you’ll support me when I’m wearing shooties on the beach.

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More, Please

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

When: late August // Weather: I don’t remember…I mean, probably warm // Real life: work

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

Dear J.Crew, please make this dress in 1000 more colors and patterns and send me one of each. Yes, I know you already make it in another pattern, but I don’t like that one. Pick something I like. I spend about 20% of my income at your stores (which is totally normal), so I like to think I’m a VIP. Also if you could make a few of them long sleeved, that would be great because…#Midwest. Loooooooove, Sarah.

Now, who has connection at J.Crew and can pass along my message? Second, who has connections with Santa and can get me all these dresses for free? Let’s work together and make the world a better place (or at least make my closet a better place, because the whole world may be asking too much at this point).

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