More, Please

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

When: late August // Weather: I don’t remember…I mean, probably warm // Real life: work

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

retro wrapped dress, red bag, low heel slingbacks

Dear J.Crew, please make this dress in 1000 more colors and patterns and send me one of each. Yes, I know you already make it in another pattern, but I don’t like that one. Pick something I like. I spend about 20% of my income at your stores (which is totally normal), so I like to think I’m a VIP. Also if you could make a few of them long sleeved, that would be great because…#Midwest. Loooooooove, Sarah.

Now, who has connection at J.Crew and can pass along my message? Second, who has connections with Santa and can get me all these dresses for free? Let’s work together and make the world a better place (or at least make my closet a better place, because the whole world may be asking too much at this point).

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Love Never Felt So Good

floral pants, chambray shirt

When: Aug. 24 // Weather: 60s // Real life: outdoor concert

floral pants, chambray shirt

floral pants, chambray shirt

floral pants, chambray shirt

There’s a long list of things I hate. Amusement parks. Bad grammar. Crocs. The dentist. Duke. I could go on.

There’s a short list of things I love, and some of them seem to surprise people. Like, I love Michael Jackson. Don’t you dare make jokes about the more questionable parts of his past in front of me, or you will receive my famous withering stare, and you might be added to the above list. He is the King of Pop and he can do no wrong in my eyes. Shamone.

There’s a really good MJ cover band that did an outdoor concert at Symphony on the Prairie a couple weeks ago, so I was living my best moonwalking life. In fact, I love Michael so much that I wasn’t even mad about going to the suburbs (I also hate the suburbs).

Discussion time: What’s your favorite Michael Jackson song? I have trouble choosing between “Beat It” and “Man in the Mirror.”

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