Purpling & Belting

Listen up, my fellow fair-skinned blondes: we look good in purple. Not that the rest of you don’t look good in purple. I don’t think purple’s ever done anyone wrong, really. It’s just nicest to us pale folk. And another tip for my similarly scrawny friends: when you feel like you’re getting lost inside a loose dress, belt it at your waist. Then when you have all that excess at the end, loop it around. Just study the photo above and you should be able to figure it out.

There you have it. Some helpful guidance for skinny blonde white women, because it’s a well-known fact that we just have it so hard in life. {holds up sarcasm sign}

Dress (on sale) // similar Belt (on sale) // similar Shoes // Bracelet* // similar Bag (smaller version, on sale) // Sunglasses* // Lips “Whimsical”

*Bracelet purchased with gift card provided courtesy of Shopbop; sunglasses provided courtesy of SEE Eyewear.