Short-spiracy Theories

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

When: last Sunday // Weather: warm and windy // Real life: brunch and errands

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

embroidered Victoria Beckham for Target sweatshirt, distressed jean shorts, Kate Spade Keds sneakers

Can we talk about the conspiracy that is jean shorts? Everyone acts like they’re a cool, laid-back, casual summer staple. HOWEVER. #1, they’re even harder to shop for than regular jeans. And #2, if you find a flattering pair, they’re horribly uncomfortable to sit in. After a few minutes in the car, I feel like I might be cheating on my spouse. (If you’re reading this honey, I obviously wouldn’t do that. Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t even live around here.) I hadn’t worn my jorts for 7 months, so I forgot they’re better for days when you’re mostly standing or walking in hot weather. Hashtag Midwest problems.

Pretty cute though, right?

Sweatshirt (sold out online, but check stores or eBay) // similar Shorts // similar Shoes // similar Bag // Sunglasses

4 thoughts on “Short-spiracy Theories”

  1. Okay jean shorts are like great but also gross and they stick up your crotch and give you swamp ass. The end!

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