When: Super Bowl Sunday // Weather: Chilly // Real life: Super Bowl watch party
Do you know why this was the perfect Super Bowl outfit? Because I wore it to a Super Bowl party and had a decent time. A decent time is pretty much as good as it gets with me and football. If football ceased to exist tomorrow it would be A-OK by me. Yeah, you heard me. I live in Indianapolis and I could not care less about the Colts. The way Parisians feel about the Eiffel Tower is the way I feel about Lucas Oil Stadium. It’s an eyesore in my city and a complete waste of space. Lame.
But I do like snacks, so I’ll go to a Super Bowl party if it’s with people I like and there’s guacamole. And yes, I am absolutely one of those girls who made completely unoriginal jokes about rooting for Lady Gaga. When I try to root for an actual team it goes something like: “Go sports! Score the points! Run with the ball to the thing! ETCETERA!!!”